How to piss off your room mate

I'm not sure if this will actually piss him off or not. Honestly, I hope he finds it funny; i found it funny.

Here's the e-mail exchange with my brother...

ROOMMATE
to ME

u think u can clean up the coffee table and the area by the toaster...not
sure what happened.

thanks.

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ME
to roommate


i think the monster under the sink snuck out again. Don't worry, i'll find the monster, and have it clean it up. If I can't find the monster, i'll try to find one of its monster friends to clean it up. I hate monsters. I think another one -the monster under the coffee table- got out too.

RD : )

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So, if any of you see these monsters, please let them know to clean their mess up :)