C.O.N.T.A.C.T

SO, i've gotten contacts, and now i see things differently.

I couldn't resist the pun, imagine me chuckling right now. And laughing. Right now, that is the most hilarious thought going through my head. HELP ME.

Last night I pretended i was a robot. While at work. Probably not a good thing; i started laughing out loud, and then i continued pretending i was a robot again.

I then started wondering if i was a robot, and i needed medication, would i need special robot medication?

I stopped wondering though after i realized that my contacts are making me see things differently. I think my contacts are trying to possess me.