Light in the pile of Shit
So, i'm in NY, wait in line for relatively cheap tickets ($50)...and get tickets to a broadway place that has one 6 tony awards! SIX! count that....1,2,3 SIX! Okay, i'm glad thats clear....
THE PLAY SUCKED! It was so dumb! The premise was just....crazy! There wasn't really even an antagonist! No depth whats so ever. The play was titled light in the piazza. Yeah, i thought it was going to be about pizza too.
SO, the premise of the worlds dumbest play was....girl who has something wrong with her (which is later to be revealed that she is retarded, 26 years old)...and she's not sure whats wrong with her. Guy wants to marry her (who's 20). SO, how did this girl get "mentally/emotionally undeveloped.....I'll let you guess for a little bit.....
Not sure yet...
Did any of you guess...."Kicked in back of head at 9 year old birthday party, by pony" ? YOU DIDN'T YOU SAY!!!! Well...neither did i.
And the entire play is pretty much about how guy loves girl, girl loves guy, but mom doesn't tell family of guys. ARGH! I can't believe this was a play! So, near the end of the play the girl over hears her mom talking to father about her being different and stuff...so girl runs off to future husband to tell him how he can't marry her cuz something is wrong with her...but she doesn't know what.
SO THIS IS WHERE I LITERALLY LOSE IT! I just find the whole premise now too much. Too funny. My friends initially thought i was crying, but i was biting my lip, arm, and covering my face. The whole place was silent, and here i was just losing it. It was hysterical. I really thought that she was going to tell him how she was kicked in the back of the head by a pony. Then i thought the scar in the back of her head (which they mentioned earlier) must have looked like a hoof print. HELLO, FUTURE HUSBAND! Isn't that a clue your girls been kicked in the back of the head if it looks like a hoof print? HELLO!
anyways, i was able to somewhat suppress my laughter, and thankfully it was near the end of the play. I just bursted out laughing when they were getting their standing ovation. SO SILLY!
Girl kicked in back of head, mentally slow, can't get married cuz everyone knows she's slow. I don't see the drama in this. And honestly, if i thought/knew my kid was slow, i would have been offended by this play. It amazes me. And the smoking in the play was insane too. I guess people got a kick out of the play cuz they got to smoke indoors in NY.
I still liked the play though. Not becuase it was so great, but because i haven't laughed that hard in a long time. : )
THE PLAY SUCKED! It was so dumb! The premise was just....crazy! There wasn't really even an antagonist! No depth whats so ever. The play was titled light in the piazza. Yeah, i thought it was going to be about pizza too.
SO, the premise of the worlds dumbest play was....girl who has something wrong with her (which is later to be revealed that she is retarded, 26 years old)...and she's not sure whats wrong with her. Guy wants to marry her (who's 20). SO, how did this girl get "mentally/emotionally undeveloped.....I'll let you guess for a little bit.....
Not sure yet...
Did any of you guess...."Kicked in back of head at 9 year old birthday party, by pony" ? YOU DIDN'T YOU SAY!!!! Well...neither did i.
And the entire play is pretty much about how guy loves girl, girl loves guy, but mom doesn't tell family of guys. ARGH! I can't believe this was a play! So, near the end of the play the girl over hears her mom talking to father about her being different and stuff...so girl runs off to future husband to tell him how he can't marry her cuz something is wrong with her...but she doesn't know what.
SO THIS IS WHERE I LITERALLY LOSE IT! I just find the whole premise now too much. Too funny. My friends initially thought i was crying, but i was biting my lip, arm, and covering my face. The whole place was silent, and here i was just losing it. It was hysterical. I really thought that she was going to tell him how she was kicked in the back of the head by a pony. Then i thought the scar in the back of her head (which they mentioned earlier) must have looked like a hoof print. HELLO, FUTURE HUSBAND! Isn't that a clue your girls been kicked in the back of the head if it looks like a hoof print? HELLO!
anyways, i was able to somewhat suppress my laughter, and thankfully it was near the end of the play. I just bursted out laughing when they were getting their standing ovation. SO SILLY!
Girl kicked in back of head, mentally slow, can't get married cuz everyone knows she's slow. I don't see the drama in this. And honestly, if i thought/knew my kid was slow, i would have been offended by this play. It amazes me. And the smoking in the play was insane too. I guess people got a kick out of the play cuz they got to smoke indoors in NY.
I still liked the play though. Not becuase it was so great, but because i haven't laughed that hard in a long time. : )
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